June 27, 2003

(With apologies to Ray Milland)

Susie presents...Attempted Reconstruction of "The Lost Hour"

Starring (in no particular order):
Tiger!
Glenn(NOT Reynolds)!
Pixy Misa!
James!
John Collins!
and a cameo appearance by Frank J

Stop! Hold everything! There's no script! someone get the scriptgirl over here and....what? a hoard of hungry WMD ate the script?????

Sheesh. Okay, did anybody read the dang script before it got eaten?

Okay, good....somebody take notes.....

Tiger coins the word "inanitarian"...ok, keep going. Glenn doesn't like Ann Coulter, but some people, like James, do, only Susie doesn't know who this woman is (good...suspense! keep going...). Pixy Misa was talking about a chicken, but failed to note it came from San Francisco "where all the froot loops live". (You're sure that line was in the script???? Well, ok, but somebody better get that cereal company on the phone in case we need waivers). John Collins needs a lawyer--cheap.

That's it??? That's all you remember? Can we at least get this Frank J guy to kill some ninjas or something?
Well, unless we get a good car chase, that's not even enough to get us a documentary slot at the Sundance Film Festival. We might as well forget it....

Okay, everybody, that's a wrap!

Posted by Susie at June 27, 2003 08:41 PM | TrackBack
Comments

And I wonder why I visit so often (not). You are such a hoot! I would have to give this one a 5.0 rating for sure! ;)

Posted by: Tiger at June 27, 2003 09:57 PM

Oh, I forgot to mention that I do not think WMDs ate your script, it was a bunch of monkeys who are running from Frank. Damn monkeys!

Posted by: Tiger at June 27, 2003 09:58 PM

I like the "monkeys did it" theory. Except that it was me, and last time I checked I was a badger and not a bunch of monkeys.

I used to like Froot Loops... You are talking about breakfast cereal here, right?

Now, all this post needs is the lead actress standing on a box in a trench and a forty-foot electric penguin and it's a surefire boxoffice smash!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 27, 2003 10:10 PM
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