We ran out of popcorn tonight.
We don't get a supply order until Wednesday.
I run a movie theater that has no popcorn.
Where's the whiskey.......?
Sorry, the rats drank the whiskey...
All we have left is gin and everclear.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 14, 2003 06:12 AMYou're going to sell whiskey instead of popcorn? Cool! sounds like my type of theater.
Posted by: Pete at July 14, 2003 07:03 AMi think you should act all incredulous when someone asks for popcorn from now until Wednesday. "Popcorn? In a movie theater? I don't know how they do things where you're from but we don't have popcorn here."
Posted by: jaboobie at July 14, 2003 08:33 AMThat sounds almost poetic. I'm thinking it could be edited down to a nice haiku, like:
Popcorn is gone now
My movie house is cornless
Give me whiskey, please