July 29, 2003

I Lost.....

The results are in. I came in third. (Pardon me while I sob heart-wrenchingly for a moment....).

Ok. My answer was #1, so everyone who didn't vote for numero uno has to toss some change in my tip jar to make it up to me. Or else.

(I don't know what I'll do if you don't, but I'll think of something.)

I'm gonna go crawl under the covers and be depressed for awhile.....

Posted by Susie at July 29, 2003 02:13 PM | TrackBack

To be perfectly honest, Susie, I came in dead last with the most inventive (if somewhat short and obscure) answer. Your answer was definitely good, and, if those poll results are correct, then the answer evincing the least amount of creativity ("Get an Islamic suicide terrorist to blow up near him. Two birds with one stone.") came in first.

It may be time to consider the remote possibility that while the author of said weblog is an entertaining read, his voting readership are made up of resolutely, terminally dense waterheads who are unworthy of your attention.

Posted by: Norbizness at July 29, 2003 02:33 PM

Don't hold anything back, Norbizness. How do you *really* feel?

But you're correct. It seems to me creativity doesn't count for a lot, sometimes.

Posted by: Victor at July 29, 2003 02:44 PM

Sorry Susie...I voted for yours!

Posted by: DarthVOB at July 29, 2003 03:25 PM

Cheer up Susie, it's ok.
We still love you.
I note that Collins hasn't come by to cheer you up yet. He's such a mean, nasty person.

Posted by: Tim the Michigander at July 29, 2003 04:25 PM

I voted for #1!!!! It was a close call between #s 1 and 2, but yers Susie, imao, was the best.

"Get an Islamic terrorist..." was the first one I ruled OUT!! I mean, why would an Islamist want to blow up a commie? They're their biggest apologists! UGHH!!!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at July 29, 2003 06:01 PM

It's okay, Susie, you'll get your link somehow. Frank J. is not impervious to guilt...we'll work on that. :-)

Posted by: Jennifer at July 29, 2003 07:39 PM

you wuz robbed Suzie!

Posted by: annika at July 29, 2003 08:17 PM

I was busy trying to hack into frank's weblog to change the results so you would win Susie. But it turns out in order to hack into something, you must first understand how computers work, so how about i hit him with a 2x4 or something?

Posted by: Collins at July 29, 2003 09:10 PM

Nice try, Collins. Way to promise her something you can't do.

Posted by: Tim the Michigander at July 29, 2003 09:56 PM

Well, if you really want a link, you might try sending him a picture of your tits. I tried it, but my tits ain't that great! Frank will link me because I deserve it. Hell, he already knows I am funnier than he is. I heard Buck the Marine writes most of his stuff and all Frank does is sit around and try to steal the damn bone out of Chomps mouth.

Posted by: Tiger at July 29, 2003 10:31 PM

I voted for you!

As for Tiger's suggestion, beware the Photoshop preview function (see http://timblair.spleenville.com for an explanation).

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 30, 2003 02:21 AM

Sorry to hear that you lost and I have to ask what the "or else" threat might imply.

Posted by: Pete at July 30, 2003 11:33 AM

Two votes! Two lousy votes!

First place in division E went to [Think About It], with 62 votes.

Second place to Beth's Contradictory Brain, with 61 votes.

Third place to me, with 60 votes.


Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 30, 2003 08:14 PM

Don't worry, dear--somehow my email submission for MY blog didn't show up in his Inbox, even though it's showing up in my Sent folder...so Who Tends The Fires got disqualified. How 'bout we cry over a root beer float together, hm? Stewarts makes an awesome root beer and it goes really well with Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. Real comfort food...Then we'll both feel better afterwards! :-)


Posted by: TwoDragons at August 1, 2003 12:40 AM
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