Practical Penumbra

It was too long, so that was why I went and read Harvey's post.

Tiger, who in his other life as a lawyer writes 945-page documents and calls them "briefs," complains about length? Lu-dicrous! Good comedy is *never* too long--it's always too short!

lol

Oh good call Victor!

I used to work for a lawyer who loved writing such briefs... I usually had to do the copy work on them all.

Today being National Underwear Day, I decided to show a bit of my briefs.

You should get a cute childhood picture of yourself (a la Rachel Lucas)* and get it photoshopped into a biker slut.

*It annoys me that there's no easy way to make an accented a in a la. They oughta make a special characters key such that (sp. char. key) + a equals accented a, + n equals Spanish letter n with tilde (enyay is the approx. pronunciation). It annoys me when print media substitute n for enyay, they're not the same thing.

You should get a cute childhood picture of yourself (a la Rachel Lucas)* and get it photoshopped into a biker slut.

*It annoys me that there's no easy way to make an accented a in a la. They oughta make a special characters key such that (sp. char. key) + a equals accented a, + n equals Spanish letter n with tilde (enyay is the approx. pronunciation). It annoys me when print media substitute n for enyay, they're not the same thing.

I used to have a Unix workstation that did that.

In the meantime, á à å â

Also, ⊕ ⊗

(This probably won't work at all...)

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