August 21, 2003

A Startling Discovery!

The following is a Public Service Announcement from The Bloggers' Alliance:

The Truth About Glenn Reynolds

Yes, it's true--White Glenn is not really white! He is actually sort of chartreuse, and covers his natural skin tone with Revlon Oil Free Color Stay Make Up (true beige). As revealed in the film, "White" Glenn is actually a vampire! This explains his frequent need for fresh puppy blood, and the mysterious disappearance of Hobos in his vicinity.....

Posted by Susie at August 21, 2003 09:09 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Very stylish and... uh... minimalistic. :)

Posted by: Ted at August 22, 2003 06:45 AM

Yes, minimalistic is a good word. :-)

Btw, Susie, you won't be happy about this but I have decided to back Glenn. The Axis, of course, continues to not have a stance on Glenn.

Posted by: Jennifer at August 22, 2003 07:43 AM

So who was Marilyn Manson supposed to be again?

Posted by: Vince at August 22, 2003 11:29 AM
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