November 11, 2003

UN Motto

I hate those weenies at the UN. Honest to Pete--they put Cuba on their Human Rights Commission! (And that bastion of Compassion, Freedom, and Unqualified Love for All, Iraq--back in the good old days when Sadaam Hussein was in charge, of course--has been on the Commission, too). Maybe it's just to be fair to the violators--you know, make sure somebody is representing the interests of genocidal maniacs so they get a fair shake. But I think it's pretty stupid to let the lunatics run the asylum...which sounds like a great motto:

The UN: We Prefer To Let The Lunatics Run the Asylum, So We Don't Have To

That was fun! Let's try a few more....

The UN--more irrelevent every day
The UN: Where biting the hand that feeds us is an art form.
The UN! It's All About Appearance (Substance Can Go Jump!)
The UN--we've never heard a wacky theory we didn't embrace...

Now you try....

Posted by Susie at November 11, 2003 01:19 PM
Comments

Hmmm... how about: "The UN the most UN-Susie-like thing in the universe" :-)

This'll be in the round-up.

Posted by: Harvey at November 11, 2003 07:02 PM

I just thought of another:

The United Nations: UNworthy.

I added it here.

Posted by: J. Fielek at November 12, 2003 01:39 PM

The UN: If You Want Something Done Right, You'd Better Do It Yourself.

The UN: Legitimacy For Genocidal Dictators.

The UN: We're Anti-American, But We Sure Love New York!

Posted by: Matt Navarre at November 12, 2003 01:52 PM

The United Nations: Those who can DO. Those who can't fly to New York and wear funny headphones.


It doesn't really roll off the tongue but you get the idea.

Posted by: Chaos Overlord at November 12, 2003 05:10 PM

The United Nations: Those who can DO. Those who can't fly to New York and wear funny headphones.


It doesn't really roll off the tongue but you get the idea.

Posted by: Chaos Overlord at November 12, 2003 05:10 PM

The United Nations: Those who can DO. Those who can't fly to New York and wear funny headphones.


It doesn't really roll off the tongue but you get the idea.

Posted by: Chaos Overlord at November 12, 2003 05:10 PM

The UN: Posturing is everything. Reality is nothing.

Posted by: Scott at November 13, 2003 08:49 PM