there are several resolutions I would force through.
The first and most paramount would be the requirement that all male delegates wear a kilt to the General Assembly. (Togas may be worn in lieu of kilts for extra special votes).
I would also realign the "regional groupings," taking The U.S., Canada, Turkey and Australia out of the "Western European" grouping. Then I would appoint mapchic to teach the U.N. some geography....
I would also kick Cuba and China and Saudi Arabia off the Human Rights Kommission until their governments could say "Human" and "Rights" together without giggling uncontrollably.
Oh, and any country with the words "Democratic People's Republic of" in its name would be nuked given a time out to consider the inaccuracy of their nomenclature...
Sorry for the Pongage Susie -- especially after your latest posts.
Posted by: Daniel at December 10, 2003 04:02 PMAre we talkin' kilt-wearers "going commando" a la "tradition" here? I'd imagine that there'd be a lot of leg crossing...
Posted by: Tiffany at December 10, 2003 06:08 PMNot from me... the boys gotta breath!
Posted by: J. Fielek at December 10, 2003 11:27 PMWow, you really do have a kilt thing...great post.
Posted by: LittleJoe at December 11, 2003 07:00 AM