December 11, 2003

Helping the Democrats

with Campaign Slogans... (although these are all so obvious I'm surprised they haven't thought of them themselves....)

Joe Lieberman: "It's not his fault he's a Joo..."
Dick Gephardt: "Our country needs a Dick like this."
John Kerry: "F*ck yes, he was in f*cking Vietnam! So f*cking vote for him!"
Carol Mosley Braun: "She's a woman. Honest."
Wesley Clark: "He may have been in the military, but he never really liked it."
Dennis Kucinich:"It's time we had a Crap Weasel in office..."
Al Sharpton:"He's taking us to the party!!!!"
Howard Dean:""Al Gore loves me! He really loves me!"
John Edwards:"No, he didn't used to host a game show."

And least but last, Hilary Clinton:"She's a woman (we think...)".

Posted by Susie at December 11, 2003 12:52 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Very nice work Ms Susie!

Posted by: The Bartender at December 11, 2003 02:53 PM

good stuff.

Posted by: Glenn at December 11, 2003 04:02 PM

Nicely done! I especially liked:

Wesley Clark: "He may have been in the military, but he never really liked it."

Posted by: homicidalManiak at December 11, 2003 08:41 PM

Now Susie, that's just plain MEAN!

*snicker*

Posted by: Harvey at December 12, 2003 07:43 AM

Susie, you stole my idea for Kerry! Good stuff.

Posted by: physics geek at December 16, 2003 01:23 PM
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