Being ill and now one step closer to the grave (thanks, Josh, for pointing that out in the comments) I have been neglecting my Alliance duties. My bad. So here is an attempt to play catch-up:
Lame excuse: I sat down at my computer to blog my ideas for better anti-war slogans, but before I could even log on to the internet the doorbell rang. In my head-cold-induced fogged-and-clogged mental state, I mistook the sound for the kitchen timer, and spent ten minutes trying to figure out what had finished cooking. By the time I realized that I hadn't been cooking anything, I had forgotten what exactly I had intended blogging about. Seeing everyone else's at HQ reminded me....
In an effort to assist those less fortunate than ourselves (e.g. hippies, war-protesters, and Hollywood liberals) here are some simple, catchy and, most importantly, easily remembered anti-war slogans for future use...
Save the Baathists! (win valuable prizes...)
Saddam! Saddam! He's our man! If he can't kill you, nobody can!
Who needs freedom when can dissent? Oh, wait...
We love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning....
Hell no! We don't know! We don't think, either!
Ok, maybe they're not the best...but I've been sick...
Thanks Susie, i owe you big time, girl!
Posted by: annika at January 16, 2004 06:52 PMSo who was at the door?
Posted by: Tiger at January 16, 2004 06:55 PMannika, we are the fortunate ones to have you join Munuvia! Plus, we ladies aren't quite so outnumbered now...
Tig--that's a mystery that may never be solved! I'll have to ask those frozen Mormons if they saw anyone (when they thaw out in the spring)...
Posted by: Susie at January 17, 2004 10:57 AM