Practical Penumbra

Swallow before Clicking

I just read a very amusing post, Trial Lawyer's Prayer, that was not written by my dear Tiger.

And so, Lord, if we aren't able to settle the case in the morning, and if the Judge doesn't cancel the trial so that he can go fishing, which, as you know, he loves to do, and perhaps should be omnisciently compelled to do tomorrow, then I will stand before the jury and in my loudest voice, demand that they return a verdict of $7 million.

This means there are two funny lawyers in the world...