Al Queda has it tough these days. It's getting harder for them to find quality help, especially since the good ones have been blown up. Let's help them, and ourselves, at the same time with this ad:
Tired of the same old Halliburton lies? Outraged that Bush stole the election? Heartbroken that Kucinich didn't make it to the Final Four? Look no further!
For fun in the sun with like-minded believers, call 1-888-xxx-5555 and ask for Osama.
Two birds with one stone...am I good or what?
Posted by Susie at February 11, 2004 12:20 PMI dare you to post that in the paper for real. I'm pretty sure you'd actually get people calling the number!
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