In the never-ending quest to avoid doing my homework, I'm going to tackle the latest Alliance assignment.
In an attempt to corrupt our nation's young and innocent, Evil Glenn has re-written all of the classic Nursery Rhymes of our childhood. Hiding behind the comforting figure of Uncle Goose, his volume of children's tales includes such travesties as the following:
Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean,
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the blender clean.
Peke porridge hot,
Peke porridge cold,
Peke porridge in a pot,
Nine days old.
Evil Glenn, Evil Glenn, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Evil Glenn, Evil Glenn, what did you there?
I left all my penguin porn under her chair.
Hobo be nimble,
Hobo be quick,
Hobo get whacked
with a candlestick.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many puppies, she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth,
Without any bread,
Blended them soundly, and ate in bed.
You don't want to see the illustrations....Posted by Susie at February 18, 2004 09:57 AM