March 10, 2004

More homework avoidance activity

From the email joke file:

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president.

And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Wesley Clark, said, "I'm a General in the Army of the United States of America". I am also going to be my parties nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

Posted by Susie at March 10, 2004 10:59 PM | TrackBack

Alright young lady, no more blogging for you till that homework is DONE next time.

So there!

Posted by: Wind Rider at March 11, 2004 01:19 PM

An oldie that still gets a chuckle out of me. Every time. Is that wrong?

Posted by: physics geek at March 11, 2004 03:57 PM

I had heard it before and it still caught me by surprise. Of course, tellin' jokes on Thursday is cheatin' 'cause ever'one knows I do my Friday Funny on the day after Thursday.

Posted by: Tiger at March 11, 2004 07:09 PM

Hahahahah. I hadn't been exposed to that one, and I laughed out loud.


Posted by: hln at March 16, 2004 07:56 PM
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