March 31, 2004

Current Assignment

Today's Alliance Assignment

Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment this week lets you channel your inner hippy to answer the question:

What benefits could America receive by appeasing the terrorists?

6. No need to worry about the gay marriage thing--all homosexuals will be stoned.
5. All the litigation re: "In God We Trust" will go away--since all money will say "In Allah We Trust"
4. The Amish = "Dangerous Radicals"
3. Jerry Falwell will be the new Eldridge Cleaver
2. Death penalty for Fashion Statements

And the number one benefit from caving to terrorists:

1. Finally, no more jokes about women drivers!

Posted by Susie at March 31, 2004 02:31 AM | TrackBack

Most excellent completion of your homework assignment Ms Susie!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at March 31, 2004 09:31 AM

I like #1 best. LOL ;)

Posted by: GEBIV at March 31, 2004 10:10 AM

[A]ll homosexuals will be stoned.

And not as a result of drinking too many mimosas, sniffing poppers or abusing crystal meth.

Posted by: triticale at March 31, 2004 02:05 PM

Hey, where was the drink alert? I snorted DP all over the place. I got a real mess to clean up now, and you know I have an aversion to anything that remotely resembles housework.

Posted by: notGeorge at March 31, 2004 08:21 PM

PS, could we please restore the pink -- the teal looks weird without the pink accompaniment.

Posted by: notGeorge at March 31, 2004 08:23 PM
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