April 03, 2004

A Moment of Silence

Rescue operations have been completed, and the site has been restored to an eerie duplication of the original. Those unaware of the incident remain in ignorance of the surprisingly small death toll. Those who participated in the triage will be forever changed.

A listing of the lost:

1 Sqwigglies
1 Whoppers
2 Raisinettes
1 Goobers
2 Kit Kat Bites
1 Mike 'n Ike Original Fruits
4 Kit Kat Big Kat Bars

There was, tragically, a high proportion of chocolate-related casualties which cannot be explained by shelf position alone, and conspiracy theories have already started to arise. One rescue worker was even overheard to complain bitterly that there were no Sour Patch Kids among the victims...

Posted by Susie at April 3, 2004 01:42 PM
Comments

Mike 'n Ike

Original Fruits

Oh the humanity.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at April 3, 2004 02:07 PM

Another paper done, a little bit of sanity lost! I am right there with you. Got a deadline coming up myself. Have I finished? No! I've got so much adrenaline going through my body, I can barely sit still. Damn this thing they call "education" !

Posted by: Alex at April 3, 2004 02:43 PM

[snicker]

Posted by: Ith at April 3, 2004 03:25 PM

Susie, I think you still have a little chocolate on your chin.

Posted by: GEBIV at April 3, 2004 03:37 PM

I see you read John of Arrgghhh, he cracks me up.

and just a little chocolate on your chin.

Posted by: Chris Muir at April 3, 2004 03:51 PM

Well, you crack me up too, Chris.

I declare, here before allya'll, that if I had been helping the clean-up, there wouldn't have been ANY chocolate! Well, except if there was any coconut in it. That woulda survived.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at April 3, 2004 04:54 PM

Susie, i have my black armband firmly in place. I shall never forget 4/1/04. Sniff....Hold me.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at April 3, 2004 11:01 PM

What? No Sour Patch Kids? You've got the wrong man; I spell my name DANGER!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at April 4, 2004 11:33 AM

Ith - 10 lashes for making chocolate-related puns at this tragic moment in candy history.

Posted by: Harvey at April 4, 2004 10:58 PM