Although there seem to be a few brain-damaged folks who take Michael Moore's distortions, delusions and fabrications as gospel, most of us recognize him for the prevaricating provocateur that he really is. That's why The Alliance wants to make a "documentary" about him, and needs all the "facts" we can supply.
Here is my contribution:
Contrary to popular opinion, Michael Moore is not the result of a eugenics experiment gone wrong. He is actually the result of a crossbreeding experiment gone wrong....
Play along! Either add your "facts" in the comments here or at the Alliance, or post at your own blog with a link to the assignment post....
Posted by Susie at May 11, 2004 12:18 PMWell, ages ago I did a tiny bit of research into one of his claims and disputed it on my blog here: link
I hope that helps!
Posted by: Perry at May 11, 2004 03:31 PMSo what's wrong with Michael Moore?
Posted by: David at May 13, 2004 06:11 AMBugbear, do you mean apart from being a liar who is taken seriously by most of the political left? Apart from that, probably nothing that a diet wouldn't cure....
Posted by: Susie at May 13, 2004 08:35 AMHe's really a very athletic, good-looking guy, and what we see is the result of hours in make-up. It's necessary because no-one on either the left or right takes a crusading journalist seriously unless he's horribly ugly. It's true. I researched it myself.
Who is Michael Moore?
Posted by: Kang A. Roo at May 13, 2004 12:41 PMWe love Komrade Mikhael Moore he make funny movie that I watch in dacha while rubbing my penis. After talking on phone with Komrade Klinton, Kerry, and all the Hollywood elite I laff. When Moore dies (soon, soon my babushkas, we can all hope here in Moscow)he will be smeared with butter and onions and placed next to our waxy Lenin. Our dead Lenin needs a snack in the afterlife. Moore will finally get his wish, serving his true master in the afterlife as a snack.
Mir Out,
J. Stalin
michael moore is one dumb fat dick.
in his first movie, the gun sceen at the bank was rehersed for a month
I admire you Americans for telling the truth about a man that has lied to you repeatedly and terrorized the world. Michael Moore is a big fat idiot.
Fat, Ugly, Liberal, clueless, hairy,scary, Kerry lover-scary!! Rich- we all know why! Hollywood kiss ass!!-bunch of bullshit!! Did I say Liberal? Bush hater! Hat lover!- and he looks so sexy- right? ASSHOLE!!!!
Posted by: Bugsy at June 19, 2004 12:01 AMThis is Susie's site. Susie proudly supports President Bush and doesn't like people saying mean things about him using her bandwidth. Susie also thinks anyone who wants to defend Michael Moore should either start their own little obscure blog or go back to the D.U.
Susie welcomes intelligent debate, but will alter mindless ravings to suit her whim.
I love G.W.!
Posted by: Henspig at June 23, 2004 11:56 AMcanadiangirl: you use a fake name, fake email addy, and persist on spewing your filth on MY blog. This makes you a troll, sweetie! Play nice, or get your own blog.
Posted by: Susie at June 24, 2004 09:51 AMLet me guess, Susie, the person who supports this site and G.W. is yet another American who has never traveled outside of the United States.Actually this site is hosted by an Australian--Susie. Do
you form all of you opinions from watching the Jerry Springer show? I haven't watched television for seven years. I base my opionons on my own life experiences--Susie. It is people like this that elected Bush and people like this that make the
world dislike Americans. Why should I care if the world likes me?--Susie. Why is it that most of the world hates Americans? Because they are jealous that we work hard to make a good life for ourselves--Susie.
ok,,, My point is how can you have so much hate about a movie that has not even started yet. Im not supporting Mr Moore, but i will go see the movie Friday before I criticize it... I guess you are just supporting the stereotype of being ignorant.
Posted by: James at June 24, 2004 03:41 PMWhat the Hell is James talking about!!! We all know the movie is anti american BS, James will burn in hell with Moore and all those hippie bastards!
Posted by: Roger at June 24, 2004 03:44 PMyour going to get edited no matter what you write here. This person doesn't enjoy free speach. Obviously this is not the place to come and have an intellectual conversation. Thanks to the delightful and gracious* Susie...
*offensive adjective edited by Susie
Posted by: henspig at June 24, 2004 03:50 PMOhhh my goodness. My eyes are tearing at the sight of this awful display Susie please adress this. I cant understand why someone would think they have the right to free speach without censorship?
To Jen of IP 66.48.160.169: if that is an attempt at sarcasm, it is a rather pathetic one. Plus, your grasp of grammar and spelling is a disgrace. Remember, "preview" is your friend....Susie
Hey Susie!
Read this:
It is probably no accident that freedom of speech is the first freedom
mentioned in the First Amendment: "Congress shall make no
law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or of the people
peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of
grievances." The Constitution's framers believed that freedom of inquiry
and liberty of expression were the hallmarks of a democratic society.
{blah blah blah cut and paste deleted by site owner}
God Bless America!!!!
How long will it take for this post to be censored
Posted by: Frank at June 24, 2004 05:18 PMUm, Gordo--(also James, Roger, henspig, and all your other personas from the same IP of 216.94.70.87):
I am NOT Congress!!!!!! Therefore I can abridge your "free speech" all I want! Get it now? MY site--MY rules. Now run along and get a life.... I'm closing the comments on this post.
Posted by: Susie at June 24, 2004 07:38 PM