July 08, 2004

Five degrees of separation

Since Harvey begged so nicely (and offered sexual favors, which was the clincher), here is the short version of Clarke & Hardy's investigation into ties between Michael Moore and Osama bin Laden:

The bin Laden family heavily invests in the Carlyle group...the Carlyle group bailed out Euro Disney, a subsidiary of Disney...which is the parent company of Miramax... which underwrote Farvegnugen 666 (or whatever the fat one's current movie is called). So obviously there is a connection here between Moore and the bin Laden family if you just follow the money....

For the full, unvarnished innuendo you'll have to buy their book.

Posted by Susie at July 8, 2004 10:48 AM

So that means... [engaging hippy logic mode]... Michael Moore IS Osama bin Laden!

Your sexual favors should be arriving shortly. Keep the Reddi-Wip & handcuffs nearby.

Posted by: Harvey at July 9, 2004 09:02 AM