July 20, 2004

It Burns!!!! It Burns!!!!!!



It got Prometheus in trouble.
It took out Chicago, London and San Francisco.
It's one third of a 70s R&B band.

But its destructive powers can also be harnessed for good; for example, it makes really tasty bar-b-q...

Into the cleansing flames of the Bonfire we gleefully toss the following:

...Sirloin Steak

I think Helen has confused the Bonfire with the Bestofme Symphony...Oh, well, burn her anyway!

Rachel Ann has the correct idea--this post sizzles nicely!


Nikita also knows which post deserves the cleansing flames! Auugh! My eyes!

And Heather, you go girl! That post would make electrolux jealous!


Montana Politics tries to inform and educate. Yawn.

Harvey wrote a deliberately bad post just for the Bonfire. That's cheating, Harv! Just for that, you get Shish-k-bob!


Sean's dropping names. It could be worse--he could have come down with cat scratch fever....

Miss O'Hara tosses a big one on the flames...can I get some mustard on that mermaid?


Christopher knows that a picture's worth a thousand words...looks Atkins-friendly to me!

Beck dons a party hat to celebrate...something. I think I nodded off there for a minute.


Alex D. has a news flash for us...that was, um, not ready for prime time?

Jack attempts to edujumicate his readers...silly Jack! Listen to it hiss! It belongs in the flames!

...Salmon Steak

Mog points out injury added to insult. Sounds fishy to me, mog....

Speaking of fishy, Andrew Ian Dodge offers a post about an actual bonfire. Coincidence or conspiracy? You decide.


Aaron needs beer money, devises bumper sticker. I need beer money, too, Aaron, but you won't see me stooping that low...at least, not yet...

Brian obviously is in a competiton with his lovely wife for the week's worst post. Brian, you win!

And no cook-out is complete without dessert...


Eric offers an enigma shrouded in a mystery--not!

Kevin gives us an update...like we care, Kevin.

As for Yours Truly, your Hostess has so many lame posts this week, it's hard to choose only one!

Next week's round up of the worst of the blogosphere will be immolated at King of Fools. Be there! And wear your "Kiss the Cook" apron........

Posted by Susie at July 20, 2004 12:37 AM

Cool picture!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 20, 2004 04:58 AM

Ha...I was going to do a bar-b-que themed bonfire next week, complete with recipes. Oh well...on to plan B.

Posted by: King of Fools at July 20, 2004 06:16 AM

I second Pixy's adoration of that fire picture.

I first my adoration of you ;-)

And please remove that skewer.

... on second thought, leave it in. Now I'll have a hip & trendy body piercing.

Posted by: Harvey at July 20, 2004 06:38 AM

Well done!

Posted by: Craig at July 20, 2004 07:13 AM

Can't say I had really see a blogger MC or DJ before. Cool though.

Posted by: Steve at July 20, 2004 04:17 PM