July 20, 2004

Fair and Balanced

This week's Assignment from the Alliance is to come up with a bumper sticker slogan that will add "balance" to the silly "Bush Lied, People Died" which one sees on the cars of the misguided. A few suggestions:

I get my news from CBS (Communist Broadcasting System).
I'm a moron--deal with it!
I left my brain in San Francisco....
I voted for Gore... and all I got was this lousy tinfoil hat!

You can leave your suggestions in the comments here or at HQ, or post your own on your blog....

Posted by Susie at July 20, 2004 11:01 AM
Comments

I'd Rather Be Liberal Than Right

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at July 21, 2004 10:03 PM

"Wilson lied, Saddam tried" with a watermark of "Yellowcake"

too obscure??

Posted by: Persnickety at July 23, 2004 01:22 PM