October 28, 2004

Even better than being the Queen of the Space Unicorns!

I missed posting yesterday, but it's not my fault!!!! I guess munu came back sometime while I was at work, and since it was today when I got home last night, I'd already missed yesterday. There was apparently some problem with monkeys and we'll be moving to a new neighborhood with better animal control this weekend. Stupid monkeys.

Anyway, since I have been acclaimed Supreme Media Goddess by my adoring readers, I promise to use my powers only for good. I will also make Dan Rather dress in sackcloth and ashes and walk barefoot to the White House where he must kiss the feet of Donald Rumsfeld.

I will now go work on the new "Standards and Practices" rules for all news outlets. (Note to self: limit lightning bolt usage in enclosed spaces).

Posted by Susie at October 28, 2004 08:25 AM

Y'all know ma views - y'ain't no goddess, 'less we see at least one damn murcle.

How wuz that, Harv? Any easier tuh unnerstand?

Posted by: David at October 28, 2004 03:22 PM

Just remember Dave Old Chap. Susie IS the miracle! She can be a Goddess because I proclaimed it so. no other reasons needed. I proudly grovel at the feet of my Goddess! (What can I say? I like smart chicks.)

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at October 28, 2004 07:40 PM

David - What? :-)

Susie - Consider this my official request to make Dan Rather crawl over broken glass at some point during his White House pilgrimage.

Posted by: Harvey at October 29, 2004 09:40 AM

Done, Harv!!! I am nothing if not benevolent toward my devoted worshippers... ;)

Posted by: Susie at October 29, 2004 10:15 AM

This is appalling.

Posted by: David at October 29, 2004 01:08 PM