I can't believe it's almost December--where the heck did the year go? Although I would have preferred to spend it on a lush tropical isle with scantily-clad cabana boys at my beck and call (Raoul--another Mai Tai! Roberto, my left breast shoulder needs more sunscreen!), it certainly could have been a worse year than it was. The fact that the loony left and Hollywood half-wits are going to be out of power for at least four more years is enough to make it a banner year on its own, despite the lack of cabana boys. Now we just need Buck the Marine to mop up the remaining "insurgents" by New Years....