June 07, 2005

Of Calendars, Commodes and Kerry...

I've been having a hard time keeping track of what day of the week it is, first with Memorial Day and then with my work schedule changing once school got out. I don't just "know" what day it is, I have to think about it--try and remember what yesterday was, look at the calendar and see if that makes sense, and try to recall what hours I worked yesterday (6-12) and what I'm supposed to work today (12-6). I don't like being confused. If I ever get senior dementia or whatever they call it, I'm going to be a very unhappy camper. I hope that once I get used to the new schedule I'll start being able to keep track again, otherwise I might have to see my doctor and ask her to check me for cerebral vapor-lock.

Some days I get the impression that our customers have self-flushing toilets and motion-detector faucets at home, since a lot of them don't seem to know that they should give the commode handle a tug or turn off the water when they are through using the sink.

I read somewhere that John Effing Kerry plans to start impeachment proceedings against the President because of some British memos. Talk about a sore loser! The story said he was going to introduce it to the Senate yesterday. Since I didn't see any headlines to that effect this morning, I wonder if he meant he was going to put it on his "to do" list on Monday, right after "release military records."

Posted by Susie at June 7, 2005 08:42 AM
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So...since he supposedly released his military records, does that mean the impeachment thing is next?


Yes, I realize there's controversy on whether or not he released them all, but that would ruin the joke.

Posted by: Patriot Xeno at June 7, 2005 12:13 PM

Hey! You be nice! He served in Viet Nam! :-P

Posted by: Harvey at June 8, 2005 07:30 AM

oh we know, he made sure to tell us. many times.

Posted by: Patriot Xeno at June 8, 2005 01:13 PM

Really?

No bullshit?

He served in Vietnam?

Why didn't he tell us?

Posted by: Rob@L&R at June 9, 2005 04:13 PM