August 03, 2005

Is chocolate a drug?

Via the Great and Powerful Pixy Misa:

My life is rated PG.
What is your life rated?

I'm disappointed, but not surprised; some aspects of my life are definitely not suitable for children--like my job. Although an 8-year-old could probably do it successfully, it would doubtless warp their view of humankind beyond redemption. In fact, an impressionable youth might even turn to drugs, alcohol, or serial killing as a coping mechanism....

I'm an adult, and I've succumbed to two out of three...Thank God I don't drink!

Ok, I don't do drugs, either. And I would be a serial killer, except for the killing part is probably pretty messy and I heard somewhere it's illegal in 47 states and Canada.

I guess that's why my life is rated PG.

Posted by Susie at August 3, 2005 06:34 AM | TrackBack

Dude! I'm an 'R'.

Benefits of a misspent yute.

Posted by: Russ at August 3, 2005 07:44 AM

I got NC-17, I'd be ashamed if it was anything less and I'm disappointed there's not a higher rating. I'm still trying to figure out what smoking has to with it.

Posted by: bullwinkle at August 3, 2005 08:15 AM

I got NC-17 also, I was hoping they had an X rating but alas no.

College did me in.

Posted by: Machelle at August 3, 2005 11:56 AM

Might help if you killed your assistant manager.

Is he still working there? The exciter lamp breaker?

Posted by: Harvey at August 3, 2005 01:32 PM

meh, pg-13. i was actually surprised it was that bad, but then i thought hey, doc hollywood was pg-13, too, and that's a great movie!

Posted by: Patriot Xeno at August 3, 2005 08:55 PM

PG-13 here, too. Must be the smoking and the fact that I've actually **gasp** gone "all the way"!


Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 3, 2005 09:07 PM

Nope, Harv--I "got rid of" the exciter lamp breaker over a year ago....

Posted by: Susie at August 4, 2005 12:41 AM

T.S.-- you slut!!!!! ;)

Posted by: Susie at August 4, 2005 12:42 AM


Posted by: Patriot Xeno at August 4, 2005 07:12 AM

I'm NC-17... I don't know how or why, but I am.

Posted by: Contagion at August 4, 2005 07:13 AM