June 06, 2008

Hell starts today

Now that school's out we're back to showing matinées every day, which means 12-hour workdays for yours truly. So here is a joke about Hell:

A man died and went to Hell. The Devil was giving him a tour, and they passed three sweet-looking little old ladies sitting on a bench.
"Whoa!" the man said. "What did those nice women do to end up here?"
"Well, said the Devil, "That first woman is Jewish, and she ate pork. The second one is Catholic, and she ate meat on Friday. The third one...."
"Yes?" ask the man.
"The third one is Episcopalian, and she used her dessert fork to eat her entrée."

Posted by Susie at June 6, 2008 08:43 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Eating her entree with the desert fork? Definitely a "Damnation" offence!

Posted by: The Gray Monk at June 9, 2008 05:21 PM

Could have been worse: she could have worn white after Labor Day.

Posted by: physics geek at June 11, 2008 10:10 AM