March 18, 2009

Crack open the champagne!

After four visits to their office, one successful (and countless fruitless) phone call, two faxes and four emails over the course of almost seven weeks, my unemployment is finally going to come through! Whoo hoo! Of course, it's going to take ten business days for any of that money to get to me, but at least there's now a spark of hope that I can keep my car and stay out of debtor's prison.

Life is good.

Maybe now that there's no hurry anymore I can find a new job...

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January 12, 2009

Start Partying!

This coming Friday I will once again be celebrating the Anniversary of my 23rd Birthday. I would tell you which Anniversary it is, but then I'd have to kill you.

So, wish me all the best--the comments are right there, waiting for you. You want to. I know you do. Just click and type, it's that easy...

Meanwhile, I'm going to continue practicing my drinking. I had a beer Saturday night, bringing my year-to-date alcohol consumption up to two! whole! drinks! I will definitely have at least one drink on Friday, because I am a Party Animal!

Click. Type. I'm waiting.

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December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas Eve!

I forgot to mention one of the things I most missed while camping at my sister's--my computer wallpaper!

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October 24, 2008

I've always been a terrific aunt, but now I'm a Great one

My beautiful niece Angie is a new mother! Here's the cutie:

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I got to hold him for half an hour, but only because my sister, the new Grandma, wasn't there. She's a baby hogger!

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September 14, 2008

Release the hounds balloons!

Happy Birthday to Harvey and Jennifer! And as long as we're on the subject, Ted's birthday was a couple of days ago, the Great and Powerful Pixy Misa's is in about a week (your results may vary due to that pesky international dateline), and Victor's natal anniversary is sometime around now, too.

So, I have a question for you all--what do you think your parents liked to do in December? (I was thinking an indoor sport... like bowling...)

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April 25, 2008

Hurray for me!

Harvey reminded me in the comments to my previous post that today is my Blogiversary.

That means everyone must now tell me how terrific I am, and what a boost to the Blogosphere I have been.

Ok, go!

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March 11, 2008


I saw geese flying north today. Yay! It must be almost Spring!

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January 16, 2008

Let the Festivities Begin!

Happy Birthday to me!
Yes, it is once again the anniversary of my 23rd birthday, and in case anyone remembered and wished to offer me felicitations I thought I would supply a handy location for it...

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January 01, 2008

Out with the Odd, in with the New

Happy New Year! Here's hoping 2008 is better than 2007....

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October 02, 2007

Isn't she beautiful?

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The first of my nieces to wed did so this past weekend. Megan (my 3-year-old niece) caught the bouquet, so it may be awhile before the next niece-wedding...

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September 21, 2007

This is either Early, Late, or On Time

Happy Birthday Pixy Misa! (That pesky International Dateline thing messes me up...)

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September 14, 2007

Just under the wire...

Happy Birthday to Harvey, JenLars, and Victor!

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July 29, 2007

There'd better be cake...

Wow! This is my 1751st post! cool!

Anyway, today is a bridal shower for the first of my nieces planning to wed. I'm getting all verklempt...

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July 06, 2007

I wish there really was Mountain Tiger beer

John Ringo's A Deeper Blue was linked at Instapundit! I hope it helps sales, which in turn might encourage his publisher to exert a little pressure in regard to another sequel. This is the (counting on fingers) 5th book about my favorite terrorist-killin' ex-Navy SEAL, and they are all about as politically incorrect as you can get--no hand-wringing about "root causes," just target acquired...bang!

I would advise, however, that if you are at all prudish, you avoid reading the first four books in the series, since the Kildar, likes women. A lot. He likes a lot of women, too. Sometimes explicitly.

Of course, if you're one of Harvey's readers, none of that kinky stuff will bother you...

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May 26, 2007

I must sacrifice a chicken in gratitude...luckily KFC is on the way to work

Well, I've been tessed the last few days (tense and stressed) but yesterday I persuaded a friend of mine to take my Assistant Manager position, and, with a little arm-twisting, she agreed. Luckily, she has a husband with a good job, so she doesn't need work that pays an actual living wage; she's doing it mostly to get away from her kids for a couple days a week, which is about the only reason I'd find anyone halfway capable anyway (except for college students, but I've had two of those move on to better-paying jobs as it is). My friend, pre-momhood, has managed a gas station, been a retail clerk, a bookkeeper and an office manager, so the only real hurdle will be with the mechanical stuff, like threading projectors and making up movies, and if I could learn that, she certainly can.

I slept great last night...

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May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day!

I'm headed out to a Mother's Day cookout to celebrate my Mom and my three sisters who have provided me with adorable nieces and nephews...

I hope all you mothers have a nice day! :D

UPDATE: Well, I had fun today! After the cookout, a group of us went shooting! I fired a twelve-gauge shotgun (and missed the clay frisbee) and a 22 caliber target pistol (and hit the Pepsi can)! Woo hoo! The shotgun was heavy, and packed a jolt, but the pistol was fun and I fired about a dozen rounds. My nephew brought the guns and ammo, and he did the most shooting, but his 13 year-old sister was the best marksman with the pistol. He says she's a natural. He also shot with two rifles, one of which had 7.62mm (I think he said they were hollow points) ammunition, and it was loud! I may have to take up a new hobby, because I really enjoyed shooting...

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May 05, 2007

I am doing the happy dance in spandex and high heels

Just in case
a) there's anyone who still doesn't know, and
b) one of them happens to drop by here...

Bill Whittle is back!

You can find the new, improved Eject, Eject, Eject here. (See, you don't even have to change your bookmarks!)

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January 17, 2007

Belated Birthday Wishes... me! Yes, I turned 23 (again) yesterday. To celebrate, I took my niece Megan to IHOP for pancakes. I let her mom come along, too, and several of my siblings, their spouses, and assorted kids joined us as well.

I suppose some folks would think that taking a two-year-old to a restaurant is an odd idea of a good time. Personally, I find it hilarious. I was in a great mood the rest of the day!

Some collected Meganisms:

"I'm not a princess! I'm Megan! You're silly...."

"I colored my hand!"

"I'm hot. I'm sick. I need medicine and marshmallows."

There may be photos forthcoming...

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September 14, 2006

39 plus 1

Yes, the former Old Salt has turned 40!

Happy Birthday, Harvey!

In honor of the occasion, I have searched far and wide for the best picture of cleavage I could find for you... Enjoy!

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May 17, 2006


Well, after arguing myself blue in the face (yes, that's a cliche, but I my brain seems to have a lot of holes in it lately, and I can't think of a more creative metaphor), the powers-that-be agreed to let me promote one of my cashiers to assistant manager. Yay! That means there won't be a vacuum in the power structure for six or eight weeks while I try to find someone from outside and teach them all the stuff my cashier already knows. Let's not mention the (thankfully averted) prospect of dozens of consecutive twelve-hour days that yours truly would have had to put in had not a qualified assistant been found before school gets out.

I will be working on my day off tomorrow, just to make sure that the new right hand woman doesn't have any questions or problems that she can't handle, but that's a small price to pay to avoid going it solo in the weeks to come.

It's nice when things work out occasionally...

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April 25, 2006

One, Two, Five!

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Today is my blog's 3rd birthday! Hurray!

Who'd a thunk I'd stick with it this long?

Oh, sure, there have been occasional lapses when beal or brain cloud or just plain ole laziness have left calendar days unhighlighted, but by-and-large the blog is still breathing (and occasionally hyperventilating).

So, this is the time to thank all the not-so-little people who have supported me, inspired me, and let me steal their quizzes...

Thank you Pixy Misa, for reminding me that the big day was at hand...

Thank you, Harvey, for letting me vent when the Alliance membership gig makes me insane...

3 balloons.jpgThank you Jim and Victor and Tuning Spork and Paul and Josh and Ted and Tiger and Patriot Xeno and Citizen Grim and a bunch more bloggers that I am too lazy to link to right now, for stopping by occasionally, whether you left a comment or not...

And Thank You--yes, you--who are reading this at this very second...

Here's hoping that my 4th year of blogging is better than the previous ones (hey, I like having low expectations!)...

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March 17, 2006

I may be half German but

On behalf of my mother's Irish ancestors,

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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January 16, 2006

Happy Birthday to Me!

Yay! It is once again time to rejoice in the fact that today marks the anniversary of my birth! In my honor, most banks and government offices will be closed today. You can, however, go see a movie...

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December 31, 2005

Maybe I'll smuggle a bottle of champagne into work with me....

Happy New Year's Eve! See you next year!

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December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas!

I'm headed out of town to one of my sisters' for our family gathering, and then afterward to work. I hope Santa brought you all great presents (except Harvey, of course--he's so naughty he probably has a collection of coal dating back to 1982....)

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September 18, 2005

Birthday Pr0n for Pixy

Happy Birthday to the Benevolent Ruler of Munuvia, the Wise and All-Powerful Pixy Misa!

(Due to International Dateline issues, this is actually a bit early since the 20th is his big day. But, he'll have that much longer to enjoy it, won't he?)

In the extended entry, Your High Webmasterness...

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Many Happy Returns, Dear Pixy!

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September 03, 2005

Good News

Friday my cousin Brian called my Aunt Malen from Gautier. He made it through the storm, and the house lost a little of the roof and took some water, but it's still standing. A couple of hours later, my Aunt and Uncle got back, too--they had gone to Memphis, Tennessee to one of his cousins. There's no electricity, and it's hot as the dickens, but they have a phone. That means they can order pizza...

Thanks everyone for your good wishes and prayers!

(Yes, I know it'll probably be awhile before Domino's is delivering along the Gulf coast, but I'm giddy with relief...)

UPDATE: Thanks to Victor, I learned that they won't be getting any mail for awhile...

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August 17, 2005

Preparing to do the Happy Dance

Only a few more days until the kids go back to school--which means the summer grind will be over, and I will once again get two days off a week! Yay! Plus, instead of operating noon to midnight daily, we will go back to being open those hours only on Saturdays. Yay! again. That means that starting Monday, I'll be going in around 3 (depending on the start time of the first show) and getting off around 10 (depending on the end time of the last show). Triple Yay! I need to get my dancing shoes polished....

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July 04, 2005

Happy Fireworks Day!

Before I head into work I an going to indulge in my annual Independence Day tradition--watch 1776. The DVD version is a "restored" Director's Cut with at least a half hour more footage. It's a little jarring to be watching a movie you've seen so many times you have it memorized when suddenly there is something different--like in the Blues Brothers DVD where Elwood quits his job. On the one hand, it makes the movie fresh--at least until you've watched it a dozen more times. On the other, it's like running into an old friend who's had a nose job: familiar but askew....

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June 21, 2005

Happy Blogiversary, Harvey!

Today, June 21st, 2005, is not only the second anniversary of Harv's decision to unleash his Bad Money on the blogosphere, it's also

The First Annual "Go Commando for Harvey" Day!

That's right, gentle readers--in honor of the Blogfather of the Bad Example Family, all bloggers and blog readers are urged to forego underpants today. I myself will be heading to work in a lovely multi-colored sundress, sans panties or even pantyhose, just for Harvey. I hope it's not too windy today...

Oh, and since Harv requested "toys" as his present, here's what I got him:


I have no idea what this is, but it sure sounds like something he'd like...

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April 26, 2005

Listen up!!!!!

Everyone rush over and wish Tiger a Happy Birthday--and I do mean rush, since he's the Big Five Oh today, and once AARP gets their hands on him, he's probably going to start asking us for Senior Discounts and preferential pinging....


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April 25, 2005

I Am Too, Two!

Happy Blogiversary to me! And Thank You to Harv for reminding me....When you hit two, memory is the first thing to go...

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April 12, 2005

Are we there yet?

My Power Point and Excel spreadsheet are done; now I just need to finish my paper and turn it all in and I will be done with school. Hurray!

As soon as that's done, I will tell you the story of Lake Pepsi....

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March 20, 2005

Pinging John Collins

John Collins has his trackbacks enabled. I must ping him.

John likes college basketball. (I think. If he's talking about wrestling or hockey, somebody let me know...)

Was it good for you, John? It was good for me.

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February 12, 2005

Men, Lovely Men...

My FDNY calendar came yesterday. If you don't hear from me by Wednesday, send paramedics (preferably shirtless)...


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February 10, 2005

Sweet and Short

Well, I have the day off, I'm caught up with my homework, and I've taken care of some routine phone calls I'd been putting off.

I'll be breaking out the Amber Bock shortly. Tomorrow: Hang-over blogging!

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January 29, 2005

Life in the fast lane

My DSL is back--Yay! I got my tax refund--Yay! I can pay for the new brake shoes on my car--Yay!

I have to go to work shortly--Not Yay.

Some days it's difficult to let the Yay!s outweigh the Not Yay!s...but since those are pretty good Yay!s, I'm going to give it a shot today.

As a reward for those of you who have read this far, let me direct you to someone who always has something interesting to say: Esther Wilberforce-Packard at Topic Drift. Strong Drink Alert in effect...

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January 16, 2005

On This Day in History...

    Peter Benchley's "Jaws" was published (1974)

    Comic strip "Superman" debuted (1939)

    The British Museum opened in London (1759)

    Peter Frampton released his platinum live album "Frampton Comes Alive" (1976)

    Actress Carole Lombard was killed in plane crash (1942)

    The Shah fled Iran (1979)

    General Eisenhower took command of the Allied Invasion Force in London (1944)

    The last episode of Bonanza aired (1973)

    Director John Carpenter was born (1948)

    Ivan the Terrible was crowned tsar of Russia (1547)

    Prohibition went into effect (1919)

Oh, and one more event of note...

Your Hostess again celebrates the anniversary of her 23rd Birthday, so break open the champagne!

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December 31, 2004

Another year older and deeper in debt

Happy New Year's Eve! I will, of course, be working, so ya'll have a glass of champagne for me....

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December 25, 2004

Holiday Wishes

...Merry Christmas to all my beloved Readers...
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December 13, 2004

Even better than a leg lamp!

I've won a major award!!!! Yes, Jennifer of Jennifer's History and Stuff has presented me with a (much-deserved) Windy!!! Yay!

Hurry over there and see who won Top Underpants Gnome and Top BlogGod--you won't be disappointed...

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September 19, 2004

I wish you many large bags of m&m's

Sunday is my long day at work--won't be home 'til midnight. So, due to intrinsic inability to figure out that international dateline/timezone stuff, I thought I'd rather be safe than sorry:

Happy Birthday, Pixy Misa!

You are the very bestest ever, and I will proclaim your bestestness in perpetuity. So there.

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August 21, 2004

Of little general interest, probably, but I'm excited...

Only a couple more days until the summer "grind" schedule is over--Yay! I'll go back to actually getting TWO days off every week! And even though I'll have to start going in at 3 on Saturdays instead of 6, it more than equals out with that extra free day, and working 3-12 instead of 12-12 on weekdays...

Hurray for me!!!!

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August 05, 2004


I have a new niece! Hurray! I have a new Assistant Manager! Hurray! I have the day off! Hurray!

Off I go to see the new niece, Megan Sierra, on my day off, thanks to a new Assistant Manager.

Screw profdan--life is good!

UPDATE: Little Meg is adorable! She weighed 7 lbs., 3 oz and is 20" long. I will begin her Barbie collection today.....

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July 20, 2004

It Burns!!!! It Burns!!!!!!



It got Prometheus in trouble.
It took out Chicago, London and San Francisco.
It's one third of a 70s R&B band.

But its destructive powers can also be harnessed for good; for example, it makes really tasty bar-b-q...

Into the cleansing flames of the Bonfire we gleefully toss the following:

...Sirloin Steak

I think Helen has confused the Bonfire with the Bestofme Symphony...Oh, well, burn her anyway!

Rachel Ann has the correct idea--this post sizzles nicely!


Nikita also knows which post deserves the cleansing flames! Auugh! My eyes!

And Heather, you go girl! That post would make electrolux jealous!


Montana Politics tries to inform and educate. Yawn.

Harvey wrote a deliberately bad post just for the Bonfire. That's cheating, Harv! Just for that, you get Shish-k-bob!


Sean's dropping names. It could be worse--he could have come down with cat scratch fever....

Miss O'Hara tosses a big one on the flames...can I get some mustard on that mermaid?


Christopher knows that a picture's worth a thousand words...looks Atkins-friendly to me!

Beck dons a party hat to celebrate...something. I think I nodded off there for a minute.


Alex D. has a news flash for us...that was, um, not ready for prime time?

Jack attempts to edujumicate his readers...silly Jack! Listen to it hiss! It belongs in the flames!

...Salmon Steak

Mog points out injury added to insult. Sounds fishy to me, mog....

Speaking of fishy, Andrew Ian Dodge offers a post about an actual bonfire. Coincidence or conspiracy? You decide.


Aaron needs beer money, devises bumper sticker. I need beer money, too, Aaron, but you won't see me stooping that least, not yet...

Brian obviously is in a competiton with his lovely wife for the week's worst post. Brian, you win!

And no cook-out is complete without dessert...


Eric offers an enigma shrouded in a mystery--not!

Kevin gives us an we care, Kevin.

As for Yours Truly, your Hostess has so many lame posts this week, it's hard to choose only one!

Next week's round up of the worst of the blogosphere will be immolated at King of Fools. Be there! And wear your "Kiss the Cook" apron........

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July 19, 2004

When Good Blogs Go Down....

Once again, the mere act of emailing Pixy fixes my blog. Reverend Pixy has healed me! Hallelujah!

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July 09, 2004

Just following orders

Happy Blogiversary Frank J!!!!

Black Insano Project--Best In My World post ever! ("Get the red dot, Helen! Get it!")

Anyone who doesn't link to Frank today is a poopy butt!!!!

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July 04, 2004

228 and counting....

Happy Independence Day, my fellow Americans! Somebody throw a bratwurst on their grill for me, since I'll be in the Technology Free Zone™ from noon 'til midnight today, ensuring the nation's right to second run movies for only $1.

And I'll have some potato salad while you're at it....

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May 30, 2004

Get your Fresh, Hot Cheese!

LeeAnn lives! Yay!

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May 06, 2004

I have happy feet!

Whoooo Hoo!!!! Somebody needs to give Tuning Spork a medal (for starting the discussion), and make up an honorable mention for Stephen (for posing the question) and the Emperor (for rallying the troops) because, thanks to their efforts

Rachel Lucas is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Jennifer! (for breaking the news in the comments at Bill's....)

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April 29, 2004

Hoist with his own petard!!!

Muhahahaha!!!!! Thanks to the efforts of Munuvians Jennifer and CD, and co-conspirators Tiffany and Nony Mouse (with a little help from their friends), Harvey must now accept the longstanding invitation to go munu!

We'll be gentle, Harv...(until you beg otherwise--and you will!)

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April 25, 2004

Wow! I'm one year old today!

The ever delightful and deliciously debauched Harvey of Bad Money has reminded me that today is my one year blogging anniversary.

It had completely slipped my mind, and I hate it when guests drop by and there's no Easy Cheese in the pantry! It reflects so poorly on my hostess skills. Well, I have one hour before I have to leave to begin my twelve hour work day, so perhaps I can whip something up out of this wilted lettuce and that half box of Trefoils before the guests start behaving like extras in Dawn of the Dead...

After one year, I still love Frank J. But my cyber crushes have grown to include just about every guy (and a few gals, too) listed on my sidebar. In fact, my "regular reads" have gone from about five blogs to near fifty, and it seems like every day a great new blogger comes along. There just aren't enough non-work hours in the day to keep up with my favorites and have a life in the "real'" world. Some days this makes me sad--all that wonderful writing going unread! Or, as often as not, read but uncommented upon...I wish I had the time and creative energy to compose a wonderfully insightful comment for every post I read, so the blogger in question knows I appreciate the effort they went to for me...

Blogging is not a solitary activity. It is a community activity that entertains, informs, outrages, enlightens and even improves the human condition. I am extremely grateful to be a part of such a group, and I owe my success, such as it is, to the single most thoughtful, generous, selfless, hilarious, brilliant, and geekly man I know, Pixy Misa of Ambient Irony. He rescued me from the Slough of Despond (aka Bogsplot) and the rest, as they say, is my own fault...

Now--where are my presents????

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April 08, 2004

Doing a Happy Dance

Well, after a short nap I arose refreshed and tackled my final paper. The almost-final draft is printing now for final proof-reading after it has fermented a bit. Whew! Another class closer to my M.S.! Yay! My next one starts April 26th, so I have about two weeks of carefree freedom. Yay! again. The kids go back to school on Monday, so we'll go back to our regular 4pm opening time until summer recess. Yay! thrice. If I didn't have to be to work "early" (11am) tomorrow, I would have a beer to celebrate...

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March 22, 2004

Bestofme Symphony #16

Frostbite Falls Gazette

Volume XII Issue 3

March 22, 2004___________________________________35 cents

Bullwinkle J. Moose muses that "Because we're soaking in it, we don't realize what a grip the baby boomers have on today's culture." Gary Cruse elaborates.

Rocket J. Squirrel wants to hear tale of love and beauty (and learn how to get some action of his own). Jim provides the recipe.

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Natasha Fatale wonders "What happens when demand just doesn't exceed supply, it exceeds coherent?" LeeAnn supplies the answer.

Boris Badenov deliberates "What's French for vulture?" and finds that Feste knows.

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Peabody considers abandoning his secret identity as a jewel thief. Too late! Pixy Misa reveals all...

Sherman wants to know if terrorism is a disease. J. Fielek discusses the treatment.

Dudley Do-Right commemorates an anniversary. Graham adds insightful commentary.

Horse is led to water. The Bartender makes him drink.


Snidely Whiplash ponders what to do when hippies get between you and where you want to be. Harvey offers advice.

Inspector Fenwick asks "Time to rethink that life of crime?" Triticale discusses why.

Nell Fenwick ponders On Being an LDS Female Scientist. Fly Killa adds her two cents. [It's bogsplot, so look for the Dec 15th entry.]

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Fearless Leader says "Tanks for the memories." The Commissar explains.

Mr. Big prefers the shadows, but Rob shows him the light.

Mr. Knowitall considers Hutton fallout and its affect on the Beeb. Jonathan Pearce reports.

Captain Peachfuzz mulls the joy he gets from traveling all over Hell's Half Acre. Kiril goes along for the ride.

Aesop may have the moral, but GEBIV has the tale of two banjos

Aesop Jr queries "Where is Christmas?" SilverBlue wonders as well.

Edgar and Chauncey discuss the Ten Commandments and PMS. Nic and Victor referee.

The Janitor tries to sweep it under the rug, but Tuning Spork has the skinny on the true identity of Deep Throat.

The Fractured Fairy Tales Fairy is looking for a fun way to spend her day off. Mike has a suggestion.

Finally, the Narrator considers the merits of a liberal education. Susie (that's me!) provides examples.


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March 20, 2004

Mu ha ha ha

For the moment, I am alone in #1 place in the basketball pool. Cool!

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March 17, 2004

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!! or, drunken blogging 101

In honor of my Irish ancestors (and a horrific day at work) I am blogging with my trusty beer glass to hand. It did contain Newcastle Brown Ale, but alas! I drank it all down. It's very smooth. And, because I do not drink as often as my Irish blood would wish, I am not immune to the effects of a small quantity of alcohol...translation: I'm buzzed on one glass.

But hey, that's more for me, right?

So I now have started my next and last glass, which I will nurse. If I can. It tastes really good. And it was only a pint bottle anyway, so two glasses is all she wrote. Sigh....

Anyway, this is my 800th post. Yay! Sometime soon I intend to blog about the arena football game I attended, and do my Alliance "homework," but first, a whine:

Don't you hate it when you try to fix a problem and that causes two more problems and before you know it you've forgotten what it was you were trying to fix in the first place, and then you find the keys after all? I do too.

There's actually more to that story, but the room is slightly akilter. Oddly, I seem to be a better typist than when I am sober. Or do I just think I am? This is why I do not drink very often--because when one is blotto, one loses one's sense of proportion. And frequently items of apparel.

Silly spell-check! doesn't think "akilter" is a word! I bet it doesn't know cattywhompuss either!!!! Ha ha! I was right!!! Silly spell check!!!

I am typing very well for someone whose lips are numb....

Hey! Where'd my beer go? Dang!

Don't worry--it's my weekend eve, and I am already home so I don't have to drive. I think I should probably drink more often, so that I

nighty night

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February 14, 2004

To all my blog friends...


Happy Valentine's Day!

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January 16, 2004

Happy Birthday.... me!!! Yep, it's once again the anniversary of my 23rd birthday, a date I have been celebrating for longer than I dare to admit. Despite the fact that I am under the weather I have every intention of bailing out of work early tonight to attend the big family bash for the January babies (two nieces and two nephews also have birthdays this month), and I will try to avoid too much hugging and kissing (we are a very huggy/kissy family--if I bump into one of my sisters at CVS an hour after we saw each other visiting mom, we kiss...) so as to avoid contaminating my family with this evil virus.

My brother PK is hosting, since two of the celebrants are his step kids, and rumor has it that there will be taco salad and birthday cake. Yummy!
I managed to get the kids presents before I got sick again, thank goodness. I have not been up to shopping these past three days.

Anyway, time to sing "Happy Birthday" to're welcome to join in if you want. Then I should get my beauty sleep...we 23-year-olds need to take care of ourselves!

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December 25, 2003

A slice of....

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!! And if you are offended by those three words, tough beans!!! Go read somebody else's blog....

In fact, not only do I celebrate Christmas, I like fruitcake. Not all fruitcakes are delicious, of course, just as not every bowl of chili is; I'm sure I have tasted as many unpalatable bowls of chili as I have slices of fruitcake. Even so, this made me laugh:

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Even though I like fruitcake, I realize that there are some people who don't, just as there are probably people who don't like chili (which is un-american, if you ask me, but since you didn't we won't go into that...). However, if you are one of those people who, unbeknown to me, dislikes fruitcake, and I offer you a slice, is that offensive behavior on my part? Or is it rather common courtesy? After all, what if fruitcake is your favorite food in the whole wide world, and I plop down in front of you with a delicious golden fruity/nutty just the right hint of brandy (or rum) slice of cake and scarf it down without offering to get you any? That would be grounds for taking offense I think.

So, Merry Christmas to Everyone! Can I offer you a slice of fruitcake?

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December 24, 2003

Happy Christmas!!!

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Sorry for the light posting--I've been franticly cleaning so Santa doesn't trip over the piles of unread books and break his neck (although if he did, would I get to keep all the presents he hadn't delivered yet? ...hmmmm...).

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December 23, 2003

To all my blog friends...


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December 17, 2003

Well, I survived... foray into the craziness of Christmas shopping, and the checkbook actually succumbed before the back did. Yay! I think a short nap, followed by a marathon gift-wrapping session (requisite Mannheim Steamroller Christmas CDs played just slightly louder than really necessary and a steaming mug of hot cocoa to hand) is on tonight's program.

I'll probably be typing more to myself later....

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Saturday Morning Musings

Another day of nothing to blog about--well, plenty of things to talk about, but nothing of interest to anyone other than myself. However (whine alert!!!), judging by the comments (read comments, lack of, page 42, paragraph 3, of the Blogger's Emergency Manual) I'm the only one who reads this anyway, so what the heck...

I'm going to be an aunt again!!! Yay!!!! I had been firmly convinced that my next opportunity to shop for adorable little newborn gowns and cute stuffed plush elephant rattles was going to be when the honorific of "Great Aunt Susie" was bestowed upon me by one of my (hopefully already post-high school) nieces or nephew. Imagine my surprise and delight to discover yesterday that one of my sisters has decided she's tired of waiting for said nieces (or nephew) to provide the requisite baby-shopping excuse and take care of it herself. Yay! I forsee a Discovery Toys© Party in the future...

Scrooge The owner of the theater has decided that the last show on Christmas Eve will start at 3pm, and the first show on Christmas Day will start at 7pm. "Yay!" again! Of course, since I won't get another day off until sometime next year because school is out until after New Year's, I'll probably crawl back under the covers after I have checked out Santa's offerings on Christmas morning and sleep until I have to go to work on the first day of Christmas.

Now the toilet in the other men's rest room is possessed! Last night (after "normal" business hours, of course) it decided to go into permanent flush mode. The employees had fun dropping things into it and watching them disappear. I put a stop to it when they got to wadded-up paper-towel balls the size of a snowglobe--we have enough plumbing problems without blocking up the sewer....I left my Assistant a note to call a plumber (Muh ha ha ha !)

As Pixy Misa said about the most recent oil shortage, this was a "repeat". Lately all my work disasters seem to be replays of prior disasters (we had two brain-wraps in three days' time last week, the first in months) which is why I haven't blogged about them. But there's a sort of Catch-22 here--as tedious as it is to keep having to deal with the same problems over and over, it would be foolhardy to wish for new and more exciting disasters just for blogfodder.

I have to finish up my Christmas shopping today (or tomorrow) since these are my last two days off until Christmas. It'll be a race to see which gives out first--my back or my checking account!

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December 07, 2003

I'd like to thank the Academy

Hurray!!!! I just found out that I'm nominated in the Large Mammary Mammal category over at Wizbang's Weblog Awards! Yay!

Now, y'all go vote, you hear? (But if you vote for Ith or Tiger or glenn or Norbizness or Nick or somebody else, I'll understand...I may never forgive you, but I'll understand ;)

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December 03, 2003

At long last!!!!!

Everyone's favorite commentor, Mike the Marine, finally has his own blog!!!! Everyone stop by there and tell him "Yay!" (the traditional Munuvian welcome).

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November 27, 2003

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am up at this ridiculously early hour because I have to make the mashed potatoes for the family feast. There may be more blogging once I am replete with turkey and dressing...or there may be napping instead. Life's unpredictable.

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November 19, 2003

Tune in Tomorrow

I got home from work, had pizza and a beer, and I'm going to sleep in tomorrow...yep, it's my weekend! Yay!

Tomorrow I'll link Daniel and Silver Blue and Madfish Willie and BigStick and The Bonfire. I might even do some laundry. Yep, it's gonna be exciting around here. Heck, I may even try to reconstruct the post I lost this morning...

Right now, though, I'm going to check on my clock radio and see if the Space Aliens have been back.

If you need something to read, check out Otto...he's pretty important.

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November 17, 2003

There's a new keyboard in town....

Well, I ran (actually drove) up to Office Depot and bought a new keyboard. Now I have to get used to it! It's shaped a little differently than my old one, it seems to tilt down toward the back even with the little feet up, and the keys have a different resistance than my old one. I think there are a couple buttions in different places, too. Sigh....ever notice how the older you get, the harder it is to deal with change?

But, on the bright side, it works!

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November 15, 2003

Fun with Pings

To Trey and Nick: Yay!

Trey--thanks for blogrollin' me, dude!
Nick--There seem to be two story threads going! Way cool!

UPDATE: MT seems to be having issues this morning! Dang it! The trackbacks aren't going through....
I'll keep trying though (and hope Trey didn't break anything when he turned his on..... ;)

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October 27, 2003

Whoo hoo!

Well, I was just going to post a ramble about various and assorted minutiae, but noticed that this is my 500th post and thus I feel the need to do something special.

(insert tastefully done photo of my cleavage here)

That was for Harvey, Victor, Tiger and Bill.

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October 10, 2003

It's still Bill's Blogaversary...

and he is demanding begging for whining about deserving of many links to commemorate this great day....

Luckily Unfortunately I have to go to work, so I will be unable to provide him with the link-love he so annoyingly naturally whimpers for requests.....

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Happy Blogaversary Bill Cimino

Bill, in honor of your blogaversary, check out these puppies:

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And, since you requested lots of links, I'm happy to oblige....

Now, the praise--um.....for a guy with ball gout, you don't smell too bad?

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October 09, 2003

Why yes, that is a new banner

courtesy of the bestest blogger, landlord and cat lover in the Ecosphere, the Marvelous Keeper of the Templates and Renown Raconteur, Pixy Misa of Ambient Irony.


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October 08, 2003

Things only a blogger can get excited about....


Munuvia's own DFMoore just left comment number 1000 on my blog!

Next milestone: MT entry # 500....I'll keep you posted.

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October 03, 2003

Happy Blogaversary to Tiger!

It's Tiger's six month anniversary of blogging, and he'd like to hit the 20K visitor mark--so everyone stop by and leave him some comment love!

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September 28, 2003

You look like a monkey, and smell like one too!

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Victor
Happy Birthday to you !


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September 21, 2003

Drink up!

Yay! Bill and Alice are alive! Yay! Still no word from Silver Blue, Roxette Bunny or Tink, though...hope they're ok!

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September 20, 2003


Happy Birthday Pixy Misa!

Pixy is 11 years old today, although his inner child has turned 7. For anyone who is new here, he is the Keeper of the Templates and Lord High Poo Bah of the land of Munuvia (pictured here). Munuvia is the first country to have its own blog, where all citizens have access (should they choose to use it-- Collins, you slacker!).

All Hail the bestestness of Pixy Misa! Yay!

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September 18, 2003

A Prodigal Returns

Yay! Tim is alive!

Now if we could just find that slacker Collins....

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September 14, 2003

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you,
HappyBirthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Jennifer,
Happy Birthday to you!

Just for you, Jen..a little beefcake for your big day....
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But let's not forget Harvey, who is also having a birthday!

Harvey, cheesecake just for you!
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September 05, 2003

So who is making the cake?

Ted's bithday is Monday, Bill's is Tuesday, Jen's is the 14th and I think I vaguely recall someone else (Victor?) mentioning he has a September birthday, too...

What I find interesting about that is that 5 of my 11 employees also have September birthdays, and yet in my enormous [24 not counting step-children(4) and step-grandchildren (2)] immediate family we have birthdays every month of the year EXCEPT September....

Ok, I guess it wasn't all that interesting after all...

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September 03, 2003


Hurray!!!!!!!!!! We're not showing matinees during the week anymore!!!!! This means I can go back to 9 hour days instead of 13 hour days at work! Yay!!!

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August 28, 2003

Ping Stormin'....(aka Susie says "I love you")

Man, my "weekend" just flew by....two days off in a row and I still didn't get anything done! With Labor Day weekend coming up and showtimes starting an hour earlier than normal, I will have to work harder that ever to find blogging time. Then Tuesday, classes start. Oh joy.

So, I'm gonna party like it's 1999 tonight! Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music....

Items for celebrating:

JenLars is a Munuvian!!!! Hurray!!!!!
Rocket Jones is a Munuvian!!!!!! Hurray!!!!
Tiger won his court case!!!!! Hurray!!!!!
Frank got more hate mail!!! Hurray!!!!
The Alliance Speciality Blog is up!!! Hurray!!!
PAUL IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim is back from his illness (monkeypox, as determined by reader poll)!!!!! Hurray!!!!! [and posting like he's leaving the country soon or something....]

Oh, and one more thing to celebrate.....

Frank put me on his blogroll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His real blogroll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll never call him Ethel again! (except, of course, in the course of my war against against him as a member of the original Axis of Naughty--not those Evil, cool-name-borrowing instaminions against whom I am waging ceaseless war on behalf of the Alliance of Free Blogs).

Oh--and Frank's having a caption contest for a cute armed-and-dangerous kitty picture.... go be funny....

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Exercise in self-absorbtion*

Whoo Hoo! I had a whopping 8 visitors at 1pm today! Must have been the "lunch rush".

*Well, I figured since August is coming to a close I'd better do something to indicate I am as traffic obsessed as some people....

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August 23, 2003

And there was great rejoicing!!!!

...and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp and orangutangs...

Yippee!!!! Hurray!!!!! Rejoice!!!!!!

The Netfix ad is no longer a banner at IMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!!!!

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August 15, 2003

She's baaack!

Okay, Michele is back...can John Collins be far behind? (I hope not!).
Props to Kevin the Wiz for the link....

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August 11, 2003


Okay, I was going to go to bed so I could get up early tomorrow and enjoy my "weekend" (aka "Tuesday") but I have to post again!

Victor, yes Victor, reports in his latest Dfilm that he is soon to join the ranks of munuvians! This is so cool! Happy happy happy!!!!!

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Ah, the relief....

Hurray! Frank proves once again he is sensative to Women's Issues!

Laura Bush rules!

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August 08, 2003

And there was much rejoicing (yay!)

Back from the depths of bloglessness.....hurray! and thanks to Pixy Misa for jump-starting the server with only bailing wire and Q-tips. (I was crabby to the kids all day at work, despite my confidence that I would have my blogging restored...eventually. )
Thanks also to Bill and Tiger for letting me blog in their comments. Now I have to go see what's happened in the world of blogging today...

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August 02, 2003

I'm a movie star and you're not!

Hurray! Pixy Misa has made me a movie star!!!!!! We battle the evil Frnak! Yay!

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August 01, 2003


Harvey won group F! The bad news: he can't have the cool losers logo that someone is going to design for me (yet).

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July 25, 2003

Whoo Hoo!

The site meter just kicked over past the 2K mark.... (at this rate I'll catch up with Tiger sometime in 2017!)

Everyone give a big welcome to Paul of Sanity's Edge, who is blogging in my comments today....

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July 24, 2003


Thank you Pixy Misa for the hint, and Tiger for the news....

John Collins is off Bogsplot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Drat! Now I have to put on my waders and beekeeper's helmet and head into my main template to change his address....)

Oh, and John...turn on your trackbacks so I can ping you, ok? That's half the fun!

(Great..I just remembered I have to change John's links at the test blogs too...)

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July 22, 2003

It's party time!

Saddam's sons killed in U.S. raid

Looks like Queasy and Odious have finally bit the dust. Personally, I would rather have seen a long, drawn-out trial and consecutive life sentences for every person they maimed, tortured, or killed, hopefully in an Iraqi "re-education school". Oh, well. Eternity as Satan's love slaves will have to do....

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July 11, 2003

Holy Cow!!!!!!!

Somebody tossed a twenty into the tip jar!!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!! whoever you are........the laptop fund is now underway!

This is so have made my day!

(See, I guess there are philanthropists reading my blog....)

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Whoo Hoo!!!!!!!!

The tax cut finally showed up on my paycheck!!!!! It was a whopping $1.25!!!!! That comes to (add the multiplier, subdivide by the number of days) FIVE DOLLARS A MONTH!!!!!!!

Yippie!!!!!!! One more pack of cigs a month for Susie!!!!!!!!!!!

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July 09, 2003

I wonder if Frank is getting annoyed with me yet......

Tim is blogging again, and mentioned Frank in passing. Tim, just because you already have a link to him on your blogroll does NOT mean you have fulfilled your duty!

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Whoo Hoo!!!!

Wow, that has got to be the shortest contest since Frank started blogging a year ago today!

Loyal Reader Pete has correctly identified 9 of the ten movie quotes! And he got the bonus quote!!!!!

(Pete, you must immediately rent Monty Python and the Holy Grail.....)

What would be a suitable prize? Would you like some lovely splat postcards?

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Another Contest

In keeping with my policy of linking to Frank in every post today as a tribute to his blogiversary, I am going to have another contest.

Due to the overwhelming success of my last contest, (three entries!) we are going to do it again. Only this time, all you have to do is identify the movies. (I am dumbing down my tests…unbelievable…next thing you know I'll be letting you take it 3 or 4 times!)

Anyway, please identify the movie from which the following quotes came:

1."Have fun stormin' the castle!"
2."I killed the boss. You think they're not going to fire me for that?"
3."It's true. This man has no dick."
4."What I object to is that he automatically treats me as an inferior."
5."Did ya get the memo…?"
6."Then I'm putting them on double secret probation!"
7."Do you mean, like, flaming?"
8."That's right. I had the lasagna."
9."Sometimes I just think funny things."
10."I hate Illinois Nazis."

Four of these movies were also quoted in the previous contest.

As always, if you or any member of your team is caught or killed--I mean, whoever answers the most correctly the soonest will a prize of little or no monetary value, yada yada yada.

Good Luck! Send your answers to GevKaffeeGal [at] att [dot] net. Or just leave them in the comments--that way you can all cheat off of each other and won't have to worry about googling them.....

Bonus quote: "I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress." Everyone who answers the bonus quote correctly (regardless of the accuracy of your other responses) will receive, um, something suitable.

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Happy Blogiversary, Frank!

Frank provides a history of his rise to fame and power in the blogosphere. He links to some of his classic posts, so go re-live the fun....

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Just so that I don't forget to link to Frank on his one-year blogging anniversary on Wednesday, July 9th, I am going to write this congratulatory epistle and date it for two days hence!!!!!! Muh hah hah....

Happy Anniversay Frank!!!!!!!

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July 07, 2003

The Winner!

I have decided to let the winning entry speak for itself.....

"Can't find the first one to save my life. I think it's enough for the win, tho.

Movie quotes:

2. Murder by Death, James Coco

3. Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Terry Jones.

4. Noises Off, Michael Caine

5. The Fifth Element, Bruce Willis

6. Airplane!, Lloyd Bridges

7. Jaws, Roy Scheider

8. Young Frankenstein, Madeline Kahn

9. The Blues Brothers, John Candy

10. Night Shift, Henry Winkler


Honorable Mention goes to:

"1. ??

2. Murder by Death, James Coco

3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Terry Jones

4. ??

5. The Fifth Element, Bruce Willis

6. Airplane!, Lloyd Bridges

7. Jaws, Roy Scheider

8. Young Frankenstein, Madeline Kahn

9. Blues Brothers, John Candy

10. Night Shift, Henry Winkler

Incidentally, I cheated on 2 and 10. I do need to get
out more.


And a Participation Acknowledgement to Loyal Reader Pete, who wrote:

"I got only 4. I recognize some of the others but I ca't place them.

6 - airplane - Lloyd Bridges
7 - Rugrats go wild - Charles Fenster ( I know that this probably isn't right
but it was in that movie)
8 - young Frankenstein - Madliane Kahn
10 - night shift - Henry Winkler

Too bad you didn't have some stuff in there from Caddy shack or Stripes."

Tsk tsk...that pesky # 1: "Lady Gloria, you are the only this table."
was uttered by the late Dudley Moore in the title role of "Arthur".

Victor is now my new brother. He has 5 new sisters (including me), two new brothers, 4 nephews, 7 nieces, some additional parents and myriads of in-laws, cousins, aunts and uncles, all anxious to borrow money from him.
But wait, there's more! he is also entitled to this lovely prize!

As a consolation prize, nor bizness will be added to my blogroll, as soon as I get a new mag-lite, which I dropped somewhere in the vicinity of the calendar script while fleeing a nasty looking spider.

Loyal Reader Pete gets the awesome privilege of seeing his name in bold on my blog.

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July 04, 2003


I believe I have mentioned before (though now that I think of it, it was probably at the old address) that for the past several years I have been employed by companies that believe "open 7 days a week, 365 days a year" is something to brag about--or at least adhere to.
Anyway, this means that odds are, if it's a national holiday, I'm working hard to provide you with your entertainment needs.
It also means that it has been a few years since I celebrated the 4th by attending parades, picnics or fireworks (I really miss the latter--I'm a big fan of fireworks, at least the kind detonated by professionals from atop the city's highest building, not the kind that idiots injure themselves using).

So I have my own way to celebrate our country's Independence: every year, on the 4th, I watch 1776.

Do not say anything bad about this movie to me! I know there are historical inaccuracies, dramatic license, whatever. I don't care. This movie reminds me, every year, of why we celebrate the 4th of July. It personalizes the Founding Fathers and makes history animate.

In 1776, John Adams is "obnoxious and disliked." Ben Franklin is a randy old rascal. Thomas Jefferson is a homesick swain. John Hancock is a long-suffering optimist. George Washington is "the gloomiest man" in North America. Edward Rutledge, Judge Wilson, Reverend Witherspoon, Samuel Chase...they are all representative of the people, real people, who sacrificed so much to create a new Nation.

These men made good decisions and bad ones, wrangled over pronouns and adverbs, joked and argued with each other, and despite all their differences, somehow managed to come to the life-threatening decision to commit treason against the Crown and declare the colonies Independent of Great Britain.

This movie commemorates what was just one more step in a long series of events that led from Bunker Hill to the Constitution. But this was the pivotal step. This event, the signing of the Declaration Of Independence, was the point of no return.

I cry every time I watch this movie because it makes me proud to be an American. We may fight among ourselves, like siblings squabbling over a toy, but ultimately, we are united, thanks to these great men. Happy Independence Day, America!

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July 02, 2003


New In My World!!!!!

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June 28, 2003


Thanks to James, I have found my new career--movie pitch woman!

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June 25, 2003

Happy Anniversary to Me!

Today is my two month anniversay of blogging, and to celebrate, I have used my "good for one free re-entry" card from NZ Bear to enter this week's New Blog Showcase. I almost entered the story about the concessions clerk being stuck on the roof, but since it's still over at blogspot.....(it's on my to-do list, ok! One of these days I will get my origins transferred!).

Anyway, Loyal your duty!!!! Enter your blogs into the showcase so I have three decent ones to link to, ok? I would hate to get disqualified on a technicality....

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